1: Waxing gives higher levels of smoothness than any razor could ever hope to achieve, regardless of whatever revolutionary triple-bladed technology involved.
2: After successfully waxing ones legs ONCE you may foolishly assume you are experienced enough to tackle other 'sensitive' areas.
3: This is a lie.
4: It is possible to be in so much pain that little white lights swirl before your eyes and you forget to breathe.
5: Screaming loudly in a communal shower block scares small children. Soundlessly mouthing obscenities and pacing in circles is recommended instead.
6: Body hair may be ripped out in smaller sections than the size of available waxing paper. Just CUT the waxing paper into smaller strips before you begin.
2: After successfully waxing ones legs ONCE you may foolishly assume you are experienced enough to tackle other 'sensitive' areas.
3: This is a lie.
4: It is possible to be in so much pain that little white lights swirl before your eyes and you forget to breathe.
5: Screaming loudly in a communal shower block scares small children. Soundlessly mouthing obscenities and pacing in circles is recommended instead.
6: Body hair may be ripped out in smaller sections than the size of available waxing paper. Just CUT the waxing paper into smaller strips before you begin.
7: If all fingertips and both thumbs become covered in wax and pubes, abandon procedure and call for reinforcements.
8: A good friend will not mock you for poor hair removal decisions. She will help you tidy up and provide wine.
8: A good friend will not mock you for poor hair removal decisions. She will help you tidy up and provide wine.
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