18 Feb 2016


Exhibit 1: Minecraft firework display in the grounds of heart-shaped house (not digital cleavage, as angle may suggest).

Exhibit 2: Testing client websites knowing I would find this

1 Feb 2016

After taxes

Ha! In your face HMRC. 

Please spend my £2 responsibly on a school or hospital or mending a pot hole on the A48 or something. 

Not on a bomb. 

Thank you.