E is touching cat's back, then hiding his hand when cat turns round to look. Repeatedly. If you time this correctly while he's washing himself, cat will turn round with his tongue hanging out, which is quite funny (for us). Me: Is he annoying you Noodle? Ah don't worry, he annoys me too sometimes. E: (Looks affronted) Me: Don't give me that look- you try to annoy me on some of those occasions. E: I know I do- but that's no reason to tell the cat is it?